keymasterScore over 9000 in manic miner.
1% of achievers have this feat.
cookiemon octopussyBank over 8 million cookies with the bots.
1% of achievers have this feat.
cookiemon quadropheniaBank over 4 million cookies with the bots.
2% of achievers have this feat.
undead fishScrump fresh sashimi in only1.
2% of achievers have this feat.
lucky bastardShow down in WetPokr with Straight Flush as your hand.
2% of achievers have this feat.
white hotReach the top of the world in only1.
2% of achievers have this feat.
giant couch potatoWatch 23 hours of tv.
2% of achievers have this feat.
fat pussyGet stuck with a fat cat in only1.
3% of achievers have this feat.
xxsXe bonkerxxComplete all levels without bonking.
3% of achievers have this feat.
fruitarian magnifiqueScrump a full on super radish in only1.
3% of achievers have this feat.
jean luc baguetteCreate some french toast in only1.
3% of achievers have this feat.
cookiemon deuxBank over 2 million cookies with the bots.
3% of achievers have this feat.
du fromageCreate a cheese omelette in only1.
3% of achievers have this feat.
omnomnomnomnomMake an omelette in only1.
4% of achievers have this feat.
card collectorShow down in WetPokr with Four of a kind as your hand.
5% of achievers have this feat.
adult babyMake eggy soldiers in only1.
5% of achievers have this feat.
cheesy veganCook some cheese on toast in only1.
6% of achievers have this feat.
hard and infertileBoil some eggs in only1.
6% of achievers have this feat.
couch potatoWatch 13 hours of tv.
6% of achievers have this feat.
dead fishScrump sashimi in only1.
6% of achievers have this feat.
cookiemonBank over 1 million cookies with the bots.
7% of achievers have this feat.
poseurHave your portrait taken in only1.
7% of achievers have this feat.
vegetarian studentCook some toast in only1.
7% of achievers have this feat.
extreme video nerdPost 100 video fails.
7% of achievers have this feat.
extreme video surferSUX 100 videos.
8% of achievers have this feat.
hardcore bonkerComplete all levels without dying.
9% of achievers have this feat.
midget haterBonk 50 mini zombies.
10% of achievers have this feat.
byob bonkerBring your own balloon to bonk zombies.
10% of achievers have this feat.
extreme video starPost 100 video wins.
11% of achievers have this feat.
extreme video spammerPost 100 videos.
12% of achievers have this feat.
extreme bonkerBonk 100 zombies.
13% of achievers have this feat.
extreme video extenderYAY 100 videos.
14% of achievers have this feat.
softcore bonkerComplete all levels.
14% of achievers have this feat.
ass wiperWipe out another player, taking away all their cookies at the show down.
15% of achievers have this feat.
copy catGet exactly the same hand as one or more other players in WetPokr and split the pot.
16% of achievers have this feat.
super moses loverCross a level (Level 5 and above) without bonking.
16% of achievers have this feat.
bob sagetShow down in WetPokr with Full House as your hand.
16% of achievers have this feat.
snappy dresserShow down in WetPokr with Flush as your hand.
16% of achievers have this feat.
moses loverCross a level (before Level 5) without bonking.
18% of achievers have this feat.
card sorterShow down in WetPokr with Straight as your hand.
18% of achievers have this feat.
triad dealerShow down in WetPokr with Three of a kind as your hand.
19% of achievers have this feat.
dont come a knockinSneaking out from the Safezone to bonk 5 zombies.
19% of achievers have this feat.
super n00b bonkerDie without bonking (Level 5 and above).
19% of achievers have this feat.
super video nerdPost 10 video fails.
20% of achievers have this feat.
power bonkerBonk 50 zombies.
21% of achievers have this feat.
high fiverShow down in WetPokr with High Cards as your hand.
23% of achievers have this feat.
couch new potatoWatch 4 hours of tv.
26% of achievers have this feat.
risk takerGo all in in WetPoker, risking everything.
27% of achievers have this feat.
four eyed dealerShow down in WetPokr with Two Pair as your hand.
28% of achievers have this feat.
double dealerShow down in WetPokr with Pair as your hand.
30% of achievers have this feat.
n00b bonkerDie without bonking (before Level 5).
33% of achievers have this feat.
super video starPost 10 vieo wins.
33% of achievers have this feat.
couch sproutWatch one hour of tv.
60% of achievers have this feat.
video nerdPost a video fail.
68% of achievers have this feat.
video starPost a video win.
71% of achievers have this feat.
video spammerPost 1 video.
77% of achievers have this feat.
video surferSUX 1 video.
84% of achievers have this feat.
video extenderYAY 1 video.
89% of achievers have this feat.
video noobWatch one minute of tv.
100% of achievers have this feat.